Well, since it's been almost a year since my last update, I decided it was about time for another post. I wont bore you with trying to catch you up on everything that has happened since my last post. I'll just pretend like I have kept this up to date and start with the last week or so.
As many of you already know, Monday was Sarah's first day of preschool. She did perfect. She was excited to go, and didnt cry at all when I left. It was way more traumatic for her daddy and me than it was for her. However, today my kid was THAT KID. You know, the one screaming like she was being tortured by CIA operatives in exchange for classified information. I kept waiting on her to take her suicide pill (Yeah, I know you might not find that as funny as I do, but spare me the criticism). I cried all the way to work. And as you might have guessed, she was fine about 30 seconds after I left. Its all about control- She's kind of like an abusive boyfriend. You know, the kind who says you dont love me if you go out with your friends? Thats my kid.
Emily started gymnastics last week. Dave had to take her because I was getting my hair did and a girl has got to have priorities. Oh, and I was on call for work, but whatever. I'm taking her Thursday, so I will give you a first hand account of how that goes.
I joined my very first fantasy football league yesterday. Its with a group of people from work. I figure it is going to get me fired because you know how guys feel when they get beat by girls. I named my team today - thats the most important part. I was going to go with Urabuncha homos, but Dave said that wasnt cool. So instead I went with The Cereal Killers. Sounds like a winner to me.
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