So I was sitting here this morning, loading some pictures onto facebook and thinking about this obnoxious girl at McDonalds last night and wishing I could tell everyone about it. Thats when I decided it was time to bring back the blog. Not really for your benefit, but mostly because I want to be able to complain to large groups of people all at the same time.
So after the fun run last night, we took the girls to McDonalds to grab a quick dinner.
As we were finishing eating, I went to the bathroom. There was a teenage girl - an employee for that matter - in the bathroom, on her phone ... WITH IT ON SPEAKERPHONE!!!
Let me tell you, there isnt much that I hate more than someone on their phone in a public bathroom. I find it horribly inconsiderate. But what is even worse, what I never even thought of, was SPEAKERPHONE!!! How is a girl supposed to pee with God only knows who listening???
So for those of you out there who don't really consider that the rest of just want to pee in peace and dont want to care about who your boyfriend is sleeping with or why you now hate your best friend, keep in mind that one day I might just freak out and shove your head in the toilet. Let us pee in peace. Thank you.
1 comment:
Ali, the right approach there is to make really really loud farting sounds. "What's that?" the voice on the other end will ask.
"Oh, that's nothing. I decided that this conversation was unimportant enough that I should carry it out loudly in the McDonald's can."
That would hopefully shame them out of carrying on such ridiculousness later.
--Wemba
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